This is precisely the behaviour that Aryan is protesting about, and it
derives from their unfortunate culture as well as natural inferiority.
How can one endeavour to hold a civilised conversation with the owner of
someone who elides entire words merely to represent their membership in
a "trade union"? One understands that our offspring are starting to ape
the mannerisms of these orcs, goblins and socialists. Fellow gentlemen,
staunch loyalists and men of good heart, Aryan is right - we may soon
need to employ the Innesburg solution on New Seagate. We just need to
pick a day with a northerly wind. That should stop the blighters from
burning our fair city down, eh what?


-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On
Behalf Of Ian at dawn's haven
Sent: Monday, 11 October 2004 11:40 p.m.
To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party 


Err, I thought Aryan was saying the Orcs and Dwarves were going to burn
down the Seagate TIMES, not Seagate anytime now.

Bit of a difference really, I mean them SGT gritsuckers got no truck w'
us 'onest trades. J'st t' udr' dae oye wuz keeked f' lyftin' ' bareel o'
ink. Keeked ware ' man dun't wanna ' keek: inna touwne shcwear!

'Orabell Skchroat, 
goblin at small

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On 
> Behalf Of innocent bystander
> Sent: 11 October 2004 22:29
> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
> Subject: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party
> 
> I was just at the tavern and Aryan warning people that
> the Orcs and Dwarves are plotting to burn down Seagate
> any time now, and we have to protect ourselves and our
> good names. Without that 'Carzarlan Rights Party' of
> his those foreigners are going to destroy all weve
> built, we must spread his call for satisfaction for us humans!
> 
> >[Aryan arrives at the SGT editorial room brandishing
> a beer stained copy of the SGT]
> >
> >Who did this? Who wrote this stuff that said that
> > I said stuff that I didn't say?
> >We've been talking about this in the pub and we
> > think that I should demand satisfaction! I never
> > said that stuff and I never had a right party.
> > If I was going to have a party I'd have a party
> > for rights, lefts, and ambi-dextrus people. Some
> > of my best friends are lefties or ambi, why would
> > I exclude them?
> >
> >If you don't tell me who wrote this lies then
> > I'm gonna tell all the Orcs, Dwarves, and Fire
> > Mages that there's free beer in the SGT office!
> >
> > - Aryan
> 
> 
> 
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Those hacks at the SGT don't even know who writes for them!
And now the sneak is spreading rumours in the pub!

Whoever it is must be a guild member to get into our pub.  I'm not wasting my time wandering
around chasing them so I'm offering a reward.

500sp Bar Tab for whoever brings me the sneak that's saying that I said stuff that I didn't say!

- Aryan

innocent bystander said:
> I was just at the tavern and Aryan warning people that
> the Orcs and Dwarves are plotting to burn down Seagate
> any time now, and we have to protect ourselves and our
> good names. Without that 'Carzarlan Rights Party' of
> his those foreigners are going to destroy all weve
> built, we must spread his call for satisfaction for us
> humans!
>
>>[Aryan arrives at the SGT editorial room brandishing
> a beer stained copy of the SGT]
>>
>>Who did this? Who wrote this stuff that said that
>> I said stuff that I didn't say?
>>We've been talking about this in the pub and we
>> think that I should demand satisfaction! I never
>> said that stuff and I never had a right party.
>> If I was going to have a party I'd have a party
>> for rights, lefts, and ambi-dextrus people. Some
>> of my best friends are lefties or ambi, why would
>> I exclude them?
>>
>>If you don't tell me who wrote this lies then
>> I'm gonna tell all the Orcs, Dwarves, and Fire
>> Mages that there's free beer in the SGT office!
>>
>> - Aryan
>
>
>
> Find local movie times and trailers on Yahoo! Movies.
> http://au.movies.yahoo.com
>
>
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Seams t' moe Yahreeeyan, tat ya nedd 'elp w' fyres, sooose i'yle lyte da Thymes meeselph anna roooste akorhns inna embers. Anna brynge da bearse wyd ya.


> 
> From: Stephen Martin <stephenm@castle.pointclark.net>
> Date: 2004/10/12 Tue PM 03:08:55 GMT+13:00
> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
> Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party
> 
> Those hacks at the SGT don't even know who writes for them!
> And now the sneak is spreading rumours in the pub!
> 
> Whoever it is must be a guild member to get into our pub.  I'm not wasting my time wandering
> around chasing them so I'm offering a reward.
> 
> 500sp Bar Tab for whoever brings me the sneak that's saying that I said stuff that I didn't say!
> 
> - Aryan
> 
> innocent bystander said:
> > I was just at the tavern and Aryan warning people that
> > the Orcs and Dwarves are plotting to burn down Seagate
> > any time now, and we have to protect ourselves and our
> > good names. Without that 'Carzarlan Rights Party' of
> > his those foreigners are going to destroy all weve
> > built, we must spread his call for satisfaction for us
> > humans!
> >
> >>[Aryan arrives at the SGT editorial room brandishing
> > a beer stained copy of the SGT]
> >>
> >>Who did this? Who wrote this stuff that said that
> >> I said stuff that I didn't say?
> >>We've been talking about this in the pub and we
> >> think that I should demand satisfaction! I never
> >> said that stuff and I never had a right party.
> >> If I was going to have a party I'd have a party
> >> for rights, lefts, and ambi-dextrus people. Some
> >> of my best friends are lefties or ambi, why would
> >> I exclude them?
> >>
> >>If you don't tell me who wrote this lies then
> >> I'm gonna tell all the Orcs, Dwarves, and Fire
> >> Mages that there's free beer in the SGT office!
> >>
> >> - Aryan
> >
> >
> >
> > Find local movie times and trailers on Yahoo! Movies.
> > http://au.movies.yahoo.com
> >
> >
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>the mannerisms of these orcs, goblins and socialists. Fellow gentlemen,
>staunch loyalists and men of good heart, Aryan is right - we may soon
>need to employ the Innesburg solution on New Seagate. We just need to
>pick a day with a northerly wind. That should stop the blighters from
>burning our fair city down, eh what?

What's the Innsburg solution?

Besides, easy enough to get the wind to blow the way we want it ... could 
even arrange for a rainstorm to dampen the buildings as well.


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The Innesburg solution, for those delicate ladies who choose not to
follow the cut and thrust of politics, was for a large proportion of the
combined armies of the United Western Church, Aquilla, Bowcourt, and
other members of the newly re-established Western Kingdom to observe the
smoldering ruins of the self-declared republican town of Innesburg.
Republicanism is the wooly thinking which leads to believing that a town
can be run by its populace without supervision. Republicanism during a
time of war is insurrection.

I believe that a rainstorm would be counter to the intent of my
suggestion.

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On
Behalf Of Keith Smith
Sent: Tuesday, 12 October 2004 3:48 p.m.
To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party 



>the mannerisms of these orcs, goblins and socialists. Fellow gentlemen,

>staunch loyalists and men of good heart, Aryan is right - we may soon 
>need to employ the Innesburg solution on New Seagate. We just need to 
>pick a day with a northerly wind. That should stop the blighters from 
>burning our fair city down, eh what?

What's the Innsburg solution?

Besides, easy enough to get the wind to blow the way we want it ...
could 
even arrange for a rainstorm to dampen the buildings as well.


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[from Boulder - a hill giant]

Well who ever said it first I fully agree - lets kill all the orcs goblins
and any other folk disrupting the peace of us more normal foke.

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On Behalf
Of Andrew Withy (DSL AK)
Sent: Tuesday, 12 October 2004 3:58 p.m.
To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party 

The Innesburg solution, for those delicate ladies who choose not to
follow the cut and thrust of politics, was for a large proportion of the
combined armies of the United Western Church, Aquilla, Bowcourt, and
other members of the newly re-established Western Kingdom to observe the
smoldering ruins of the self-declared republican town of Innesburg.
Republicanism is the wooly thinking which leads to believing that a town
can be run by its populace without supervision. Republicanism during a
time of war is insurrection.

I believe that a rainstorm would be counter to the intent of my
suggestion.

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On
Behalf Of Keith Smith
Sent: Tuesday, 12 October 2004 3:48 p.m.
To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party 



>the mannerisms of these orcs, goblins and socialists. Fellow gentlemen,

>staunch loyalists and men of good heart, Aryan is right - we may soon 
>need to employ the Innesburg solution on New Seagate. We just need to 
>pick a day with a northerly wind. That should stop the blighters from 
>burning our fair city down, eh what?

What's the Innsburg solution?

Besides, easy enough to get the wind to blow the way we want it ...
could 
even arrange for a rainstorm to dampen the buildings as well.


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Yweah, weel deres lotes maw eaten onna gijant.

Goe bakka t' da hulls, schnot brine.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On
> Behalf Of Hamish & Johanna
> Sent: 12 October 2004 18:26
> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
> Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party
> 
> [from Boulder - a hill giant]
> 
> Well who ever said it first I fully agree - lets kill all the orcs goblins
> and any other folk disrupting the peace of us more normal foke.
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On
> Behalf
> Of Andrew Withy (DSL AK)
> Sent: Tuesday, 12 October 2004 3:58 p.m.
> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
> Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party
> 
> The Innesburg solution, for those delicate ladies who choose not to
> follow the cut and thrust of politics, was for a large proportion of the
> combined armies of the United Western Church, Aquilla, Bowcourt, and
> other members of the newly re-established Western Kingdom to observe the
> smoldering ruins of the self-declared republican town of Innesburg.
> Republicanism is the wooly thinking which leads to believing that a town
> can be run by its populace without supervision. Republicanism during a
> time of war is insurrection.
> 
> I believe that a rainstorm would be counter to the intent of my
> suggestion.
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:owner-dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz] On
> Behalf Of Keith Smith
> Sent: Tuesday, 12 October 2004 3:48 p.m.
> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
> Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Carzarlan Rights Party
> 
> 
> 
> >the mannerisms of these orcs, goblins and socialists. Fellow gentlemen,
> 
> >staunch loyalists and men of good heart, Aryan is right - we may soon
> >need to employ the Innesburg solution on New Seagate. We just need to
> >pick a day with a northerly wind. That should stop the blighters from
> >burning our fair city down, eh what?
> 
> What's the Innsburg solution?
> 
> Besides, easy enough to get the wind to blow the way we want it ...
> could
> even arrange for a rainstorm to dampen the buildings as well.
> 
> 
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