Having attempted to read the scribe notes of sam the orc, I would
request guild security beat him till he gains a reasonable leavel of
literacy, and possibly provide him with unused parchment to write on as
I find the subtext quite disturbing.

http://dq.sf.org.nz/library/snau0501.pdf

Arnaud de Montfort Esq


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yep, itsa alla trew, i wiz thair, anna ssor suma ittz.
Sam izz gud weth rulz. alllwiz truss da oirc.


Gobbo, 
parantlee ei huv a naime. Nuver toik nuffing.

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> From: "Noel\ Livingston\ \(DSL\ AK\)" <NoelL@datacom.co.nz>
> Date: 2005/07/18 Mon PM 12:54:32 GMT+12:00
> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
> Subject: [dq-pub] Sam the Orc
> 
> Having attempted to read the scribe notes of sam the orc, I would
> request guild security beat him till he gains a reasonable leavel of
> literacy, and possibly provide him with unused parchment to write on as
> I find the subtext quite disturbing.
> 
> http://dq.sf.org.nz/library/snau0501.pdf
> 
> Arnaud de Montfort Esq
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Careful what you say about Sam, his father is a Baron and a Necromancer.
If you threaten Samdar you may find yourself "recruited" into Erehwons army.

- Raez

DSL AK said:
> Having attempted to read the scribe notes of sam the orc, I would
> request guild security beat him till he gains a reasonable leavel of literacy, and possibly
> provide him with unused parchment to write on as I find the subtext quite disturbing.
>
> http://dq.sf.org.nz/library/snau0501.pdf
>
> Arnaud de Montfort Esq
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> Careful what you say about Sam, his father is a Baron and a 
> Necromancer. If you threaten Samdar you may find yourself 
> "recruited" into Erehwons army.

I think it marvelous to see the lesser races occupying themselves with
writing. Another few thousand years it may develop into culture. 

Dramus


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@#$% elv

se punkwuashin haz itz plais

sam

not orl elvs is bad. skye an me iz sekritli engajd. dont tel.

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> Careful what you say about Sam, his father is a Baron and a
> Necromancer. If you threaten Samdar you may find yourself 
> "recruited" into Erehwons army.

I think it marvelous to see the lesser races occupying themselves with
writing. Another few thousand years it may develop into culture. 

Dramus


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> se punkwuashin haz itz plais

I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to do
with anything, but it is good to see you have hobbies as well. 

Dramus


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I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly coloured hair and clothes did.

Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some tips.

- Raez

Mandos Mitchinson said:
>
>> se punkwuashin haz itz plais
>
> I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to do with anything, but it is
> good to see you have hobbies as well.
>
> Dramus
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> I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly 
> coloured hair and clothes did.
> 
> Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
> I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some tips.

Oh you mean like Razor? Certainly makes more sences than the dry stump
washing but who knows the mystic secrets of Orcs. 

Well Orcs obviouslyknow them, and probably goblins and a few other minor
races but no-one important. 

Dramus


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"an elf is something you 'are' darling, all the rest comes from that. If you do it, then it is something an elf does." - Isil Eth

> 
> I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly coloured hair and clothes did.
> 
> Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
> I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some tips.
> 
> - Raez
> 
> Mandos Mitchinson said:
> >
> >> se punkwuashin haz itz plais
> >
> > I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to do with anything, but it is
> > good to see you have hobbies as well.
> >
> > Dramus
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Being an Elf is hard!  I grew up as a human and have only recently learned to speak Elvish.

I didn't even know simple stuff like how we eat until I went to the pub with Malisande and Jazmyn
and learned how we disect our food and examine it carefully before we actually eat it.
Not like Humans who just eat it without looking at it.
Nor like Orcs who toss as much as possible at their face and swallow the stuff that hits their
mouth.  The rest is for snacking on later or for the goblins to eat off the floor.

Then there's things like weapon choice and how you fight.  Apparently Great Axe is not appropriate
for Elves because Dwarves like them.  And you have to move around lots to show-off how much faster
Elves are.
Shields are ok but only if they have curly bits on them.
Mindless battle cries are out, you have to shout something deep and meaningfull in Elven.  Or be
silent and mysterious.

I'm just lucky I don't have to worry about clothes, I can wear normal stuff and my mighty artifact
makes them look Elven.

- Raez.

>
> "an elf is something you 'are' darling, all the rest comes from that. If you do it, then it is
> something an elf does." - Isil Eth
>
>>
>> I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly coloured hair and clothes did.
>>
>> Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
>> I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some tips.
>>
>> - Raez
>>
>> Mandos Mitchinson said:
>> >
>> >> se punkwuashin haz itz plais
>> >
>> > I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to do with anything, but it
>> is good to see you have hobbies as well.
>> >
>> > Dramus
>> >
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Raez iz the onli good bloik hu iz a elv.
he iz orl ryt.


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Being an Elf is hard!  I grew up as a human and have only recently
learned to speak Elvish.

I didn't even know simple stuff like how we eat until I went to the pub
with Malisande and Jazmyn and learned how we disect our food and examine
it carefully before we actually eat it. Not like Humans who just eat it
without looking at it. Nor like Orcs who toss as much as possible at
their face and swallow the stuff that hits their mouth.  The rest is for
snacking on later or for the goblins to eat off the floor.

Then there's things like weapon choice and how you fight.  Apparently
Great Axe is not appropriate for Elves because Dwarves like them.  And
you have to move around lots to show-off how much faster Elves are.
Shields are ok but only if they have curly bits on them. Mindless battle
cries are out, you have to shout something deep and meaningfull in
Elven.  Or be silent and mysterious.

I'm just lucky I don't have to worry about clothes, I can wear normal
stuff and my mighty artifact makes them look Elven.

- Raez.

>
> "an elf is something you 'are' darling, all the rest comes from that. 
> If you do it, then it is something an elf does." - Isil Eth
>
>>
>> I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly coloured

>> hair and clothes did.
>>
>> Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
>> I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some tips.
>>
>> - Raez
>>
>> Mandos Mitchinson said:
>> >
>> >> se punkwuashin haz itz plais
>> >
>> > I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to 
>> > do with anything, but it
>> is good to see you have hobbies as well.
>> >
>> > Dramus
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