Yaw orl ryt tu Sam.  U hav sum gurd magiks tou.  And u kan drunk lots!

I'm learning some Orcish too, that isn't against the rules for Elves isn't it?

- Raez.

DSL AK said:
> Raez iz the onli good bloik hu iz a elv.
> he iz orl ryt.
>
>
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> From: dq-pub-owner@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:dq-pub-owner@dq.sf.org.nz] On Behalf Of Stephen Martin
> Sent: Monday, 18 July 2005 4:41 p.m.
> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
> Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Sam the Orc
>
>
> Being an Elf is hard!  I grew up as a human and have only recently learned to speak Elvish.
>
> I didn't even know simple stuff like how we eat until I went to the pub with Malisande and
> Jazmyn and learned how we disect our food and examine it carefully before we actually eat it.
> Not like Humans who just eat it without looking at it. Nor like Orcs who toss as much as
> possible at their face and swallow the stuff that hits their mouth.  The rest is for snacking on
> later or for the goblins to eat off the floor.
>
> Then there's things like weapon choice and how you fight.  Apparently Great Axe is not
> appropriate for Elves because Dwarves like them.  And you have to move around lots to show-off
> how much faster Elves are. Shields are ok but only if they have curly bits on them. Mindless
> battle cries are out, you have to shout something deep and meaningfull in Elven.  Or be silent
> and mysterious.
>
> I'm just lucky I don't have to worry about clothes, I can wear normal stuff and my mighty
> artifact makes them look Elven.
>
> - Raez.
>
>>
>> "an elf is something you 'are' darling, all the rest comes from that.  If you do it, then it
>> is something an elf does." - Isil Eth
>>
>>>
>>> I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly coloured
>
>>> hair and clothes did.
>>>
>>> Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
>>> I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some tips.
>>>
>>> - Raez
>>>
>>> Mandos Mitchinson said:
>>> >
>>> >> se punkwuashin haz itz plais
>>> >
>>> > I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to  do with anything, but it
>>> is good to see you have hobbies as well.
>>> >
>>> > Dramus
>>> >
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Raez,
of course further learning isn't against the rules,
BUT the huge amount of spittle across your chest after speaking like that
is against most decent dress conventions ;)

> Yaw orl ryt tu Sam.  U hav sum gurd magiks tou.  And u kan drunk lots!
>
> I'm learning some Orcish too, that isn't against the rules for Elves
> isn't it?
>
> - Raez.
>
> DSL AK said:
>> Raez iz the onli good bloik hu iz a elv.
>> he iz orl ryt.
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: dq-pub-owner@dq.sf.org.nz [mailto:dq-pub-owner@dq.sf.org.nz] On
>> Behalf Of Stephen Martin Sent: Monday, 18 July 2005 4:41 p.m.
>> To: dq-pub@dq.sf.org.nz
>> Subject: Re: [dq-pub] Sam the Orc
>>
>>
>> Being an Elf is hard!  I grew up as a human and have only recently
>> learned to speak Elvish.
>>
>> I didn't even know simple stuff like how we eat until I went to the
>> pub with Malisande and Jazmyn and learned how we disect our food and
>> examine it carefully before we actually eat it. Not like Humans who
>> just eat it without looking at it. Nor like Orcs who toss as much as
>> possible at their face and swallow the stuff that hits their mouth.
>> The rest is for snacking on later or for the goblins to eat off the
>> floor.
>>
>> Then there's things like weapon choice and how you fight.  Apparently
>> Great Axe is not appropriate for Elves because Dwarves like them.  And
>> you have to move around lots to show-off how much faster Elves are.
>> Shields are ok but only if they have curly bits on them. Mindless
>> battle cries are out, you have to shout something deep and meaningfull
>> in Elven.  Or be silent and mysterious.
>>
>> I'm just lucky I don't have to worry about clothes, I can wear normal
>> stuff and my mighty artifact makes them look Elven.
>>
>> - Raez.
>>
>>>
>>> "an elf is something you 'are' darling, all the rest comes from that.
>>>  If you do it, then it is something an elf does." - Isil Eth
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly
>>>> coloured
>>
>>>> hair and clothes did.
>>>>
>>>> Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
>>>> I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some
>>>> tips.
>>>>
>>>> - Raez
>>>>
>>>> Mandos Mitchinson said:
>>>> >
>>>> >> se punkwuashin haz itz plais
>>>> >
>>>> > I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to
>>>> do with anything, but it
>>>> is good to see you have hobbies as well.
>>>> >
>>>> > Dramus
>>>> >
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<gasp, shocked silience, sick feeling> 
 
> I'm just lucky I don't have to worry about clothes, I can wear normal stuff and my mighty artifact
> makes them look Elven.
> 
> - Raez.
> 
> >
> > "an elf is something you 'are' darling, all the rest comes from that. If you do it, then it is
> > something an elf does." - Isil Eth
> >
> >>
> >> I thought punkwuashin was what those Elves with the brightly coloured hair and clothes did.
> >>
> >> Do all of us Elves need to do that or only some of us?
> >> I'm not very good at being an Elf yet and would appreciate some tips.
> >>
> >> - Raez
> >>
> >> Mandos Mitchinson said:
> >> >
> >> >> se punkwuashin haz itz plais
> >> >
> >> > I fail to see what the washing of dried and crumbling wood has to do with anything, but it
> >> is good to see you have hobbies as well.
> >> >
> >> > Dramus
> >> >
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For those that haven't been following the recent changes, there has been a lot of great activity
on the wiki recently.
We have about 400 pages of content now, all useful campaign information.

I want to say a public thank you to those that have contributed so much great content, and to
encourage you all to have a look, make use of the shared information in your games, and maybe
contribute something to the wiki.

The wiki is not restricted to GMs only, it is intended as a campiagn resource for all of us.
Contributions don't have to be big, start by writing something about yourself, your characters,
the name of the Village you stayed at in your game last night, perhaps add the Inn and the barman
too.  That way the next adventure you're on that passes that way is more likely to be consistent
with your in-character experience.

Cheers, Stephen.

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