Minutes from the Guild Meeting
1st Meadow '801 WK
The meeting started with a complaint from a Hospitality Establishment. A
guild party had visited it in the last session and, during their stay,
managed to do at least 1,000sp worth of damage to the place. The Guild
Chairman said that this sort of behaviour was not on. The party concerned
should go back and do the job properly. If they don't know how - ask any orc.
The Dark Circle appears to have stabilised but there was a good chance that
it may be stronger on the 5th of Meadow - White Lotus Day - as that day is
one of the days when the Powers of Darkness are at their strongest.
1) Adventures going out.
Ausgar Atholson - a hobbit. We were told that their village, located near
Sunnynook, has lost all it's mummies (that's the ones rolled up in cloth
bandages) and that a short time ago, an undead army had tried to steal
them. It wasn't known if the mummies had been stolen or had signed up for
the army. No matter what, they needed to be found and returned by the Day
of the Dead (3rd Breeze). Also their guardian was loose and was last seen
somewhere near Gugnacs Hope. It is the avatar of Anubis and is huge and
black as night. There are some funds available for payment but these
hobbits don't do cream buns. - Low/bunny, Tuesdays, Rosemary.
Duke Rackstretch - A party is required to cleanse a temple which has been
occupied by 'church members'. For payment he offered a free range of
therapeutic treatments for the spine. He also asked for people of high
moral standards. Medium, Monday, Paul.
Duff, Son of Duff - Before the person was introduced, Guild Security read
a warning that this adventure was an unknown off-plane risk and that it was
not possible to go through the usual verification procedures. The party
will be working for the Green Orcs on the Plane of Purple. Apparently the
party will be summoned and compelled to do a task within a certain time
limit. Success is possible but if they don't succeed the party will be on
the Roll of Honour.
After being brought in he addressed the meeting with the words
"Greetings o powerful demons." He's here to summon those who want to go
with him to perform a task and they will be paid. Mages are required.
Medium, Thursday, Mike Parkinson.
Keldress - He is the High Priest of the Illimari and told us that the
Calimar had captured a Naming Demon with the intention of collecting ITNs
of their enemies, using a special device. The Names would include many
Guild members. They wanted a party to liberate this demon. They may be able
to retain possession of the device. High, Wednesday, Mt Eden, William.
Guild Security - Anathea is organisong a mission to kill a demon called
Caine. The party is mostly full but they require a mage who is good with
the weather. Services fee is to be negotiated. Medium, Avondale, Andrew.
Awards
1) Bravest Adventurer
Jacinthe - Volunteered to spy on the movements of zomblies in Cottingley.
Returned slightly altered but intact with the discovery that there was a
hostile wiccan present.
Sir Christopher - while the party was being attacked by demons and assorted
imps, Sir Christopher stood in the room and challenged the toughest demon
to a personal duel.
Hagan - while Sir Christopher is fighting the demon, Hagan decided to
charge in from behind to help.
Winner - No vote
2) Smartest Adventurer
Brunder - when the party had to collect herbs he made a 'pot golem' to keep
the herbs in so the party didn't have to carry them all.
Isileth - The party had to be ferried across the river Styx one at a time
by Charon. Before Hargan's turn, Isileith said something to him and, on the
trip over, Hargan continually refused to take over the oars of the boat
every time Charon offered.
Jacinthe - After the 63rd backfire in a high mana zone, told the rest of
the party not to cast any more spells without explicit permission.
Winner - Brunder
3) Stupidest Adventure
Sara Angelis - While exploring the cellar of Caer Percivel, Sara found
three beer barrels and rushed over to have a look, and was promptly
attacked by giant spiders. To make it worse, the contents of the barrels
were spoiled.
Chris - They were in the abode of a paranoid shaper where everything was
trapped and warded. To keep the doors opened, he had to sing continuously.
However he saw an interesting book and went to get it. Since he stopped
singing all the doors slammed shut and he discovered the book was warded
with whitefire.
Brightflare - The party were in flight hovering above a monastery that was
surrounded by explosive spore plants. They were after some ships which were
sailing away. So Brightflare decided to get more speed out of the wings by
'mist skimming' low to the ground. However he was self-immolated at the
time. All the spores exploded.
Jasmine and Dur - They were windwalking inside a closed room and opened a
bag. The bag contained a hurricane that nearly blew them apart.
Keesha - The party were in Hades and were told not to eat or drink
otherwise they would be bound to the plane. However Keesha experimented in
binding the ground and part of him died and entered the spirit world. When
the party tried to leave Keesha discovered he didn't want to go. He took
another step away and his head exploded.
Loxi - They found the bear they were looking for and discovered it was a
were bear. Loxi decided to wake it up and ended up being rolled on and
ripped to shreds.
Winner - Jasmine and Dur
4) Best Death
No nominations were received hence no award.
Other Business
It was decided to continue hiring this hall for the next year.
Meeting Closed
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